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12/Sep/2009

It's the 12th of July again -- but not just any plain old anniversary. For today is *10th* anniversary of FCF!!

It really doesn't feel like ten years since I uploaded this thing, and there's no way I'll ever believe that 1999 was an entire decade ago! And, in answer to the question I posed in the previous update -- no, not much has changed in the last five years. Especially matters of update frequency. =P

That aside, I wish to make a very important announcement today. After 10 long years, I have decided t# ##

 


 
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 Abort:
OUT OF MEMORY IN MODULE: DRAWMAINP (12 PAGES / 12 PAGES ALLOCATED, 4 PAGES RESERVED, 16 PAGES 64KB TOTAL)

C:\> ....dasasdfasdfadfasdfGGRRRR
Bad command or file name

C:\> HITCOUNT



C:\> EMAIL
INBOX [916 UNREAD]
pumps@fuunpumpz4u.ru   99" IN JUST 4 SECONDS!!
enlarge@enlaaarge.cn   IMPRES UR PARTENER
viagra@shadydrugs.cn   400MG x 300 PILL$ = $99 LIMITED OFFER
viagra@legaldrugs.cn   4OOMG x 3OO PILLS = $99 $PECIAL 0FFER
watch@researchint.ru   R EPLICA WATCHE$ 99% D I$COUNT
a_randomfan@fail.net   HI.. LOL
watch@researchint.ru   SP ECIAL PR ICE FOR U
^C

C:\> TYPE EMAIL.TXT
E-mail addresses
----------------
Cyan:
 @  .org
cyanemulationzone

Warning: e-mail often doesn't work, even if it appears to send okay.
Use AIM instead...

C:\> AIM
Abort: OUT OF MEMORY. UN-LOAD PORN AND TRY AGAIN.

C:\> ...WHAT?!
Bad command or file name.

C:\> TYPE AIM.TXT
AIM contacts
------------
Cyan: cyanhelkaraxe

C:\> MEM
Abort: OUT OF MEMORY. UN-LOAD PORN AND TRY AGAIN.

C:\> UN-LOAD PORN
Bad command or file name.

C:\> UNLOAD PORN
Bad command or file name.

C:\> THERE IS NO PORN LOADED YOU BLOODY MACHINE!!!!
Loading kinky Sonic art gallery... 0% (2KB / 276042523KB) ^C
^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C
^C^CNONONONOSTOP!!!!!^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^CSTOOP
PPP!!!!!^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C
^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C
^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C

FATAL ERROR

C:\> YES!!
Bad command or file name.

C:\> Anyway... about that important announcement I was going to make.
Bad command or file name.

C:\> I thought this over for quite some time, and now I'm pretty sure I know what to do.
Bad command or file name.

C:\> Basically, I'm going to make a cup of tea.
Bad command or file name.

C:\> But apart from that, it's been 10 years now.
Bad command or file name.

C:\> So, I have decided that...
Loading Sal's rubber fetish art gallery... 0% (16KB / 924746582KB) ^C
^C^CGAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!