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| description | |||
| Just_dont.png 26 KB | 'Marko' |
| If you're going to take the time to write to me, _please_ write in English. Or at the very least, a recognized language. | ||
| Hdd1.jpg Hdd2.jpg 39 / 50 KB |
| Low-level format. | |||
| Overclocked.jpg 12mhz.avi 38 / 6,005 KB |
| The Megadrive, overclocked to 12MHz! Relatively stable, except during the special stages of Sonic 2 (see video). Some reds have turned into green due to a cheap capture card =P Note the _extensive_ heatsinking used -- this is *absolutely* ESSENTIAL. IT MUST BE THE HEAT. EVERYTHING needs a fan the size of belgium to even boot up. Really. | |||
| Deformed.jp2 30 KB |
| Blindly captured from Elliot's silly noseblog-o-matic thing! | |||
| Rolling.png 10 KB |
| ::Spindash sound:: ::CLUNK:: ::BUMP:: ::CLUNK:: ::THUMP:: | |||
| Nosestage1.png Nosestage2.png Nosestage3.png Nosestage4.png 35 KB |
| ^.^ ^o^ ^*^ ^0^ ^O^ ^::BANG::^ ^ ^ Pretty obvious, really. | |||
| Fcf1.png Fcf2.png 3 KB |
| Fume Cupboard facility, and its amazing ability to render on the circa-1995 Atari ST browser, known as CAB! The fact that it took over _15 minutes_ to finish _rendering_ (not downloading) the page on the 8MHz 68000 is a moot point =P | |||
| Oops.jpg Oops.mpg 35/87 KB | Microsoft (R) |
| Ah yes, the quality Windows GUI, and its widely-appreciated stability. | ||
| The_amy.mp3 4,602 KB | Cyan |
| More fun sing-along adventures with Elliot! A live performance of Amy's theme (SA1) broadcasted over the web on 9/03/03. | ||
| The_tails.mp3 3,710 KB | Cyan |
| Sing along with Elliot! Sonic Adventure 2, Tails' theme. Ear protection recommended. | ||
| Noses.htm 73 KB |
| Cinepak. Nose. Duh. | |||
| Jpeg2k.htm 121 KB |
| Use JPEG 2000 now. Shush. | |||
| Largebeard.jpg 23 KB | Bane |
| Beard. | ||
| Robotnik.png 5 KB |
| RA RA RRRRAaaAAH!!!!1! | |||
| Superfan.png 2 KB |
| Super Degas Fan Art! | |||
| Art1.jpg 6 KB |
| An abstract take on The Good Doctor. | |||
| Art2.jpg 13 KB |
| Ditto, but even more arty. | |||
| SmarterChild.htm 14 KB |
| A transcript of the conversation/fight between the two AIs known as MegaHAL and SmarterChild, orchestrated by Cyan Helkaraxe in a most illegal fashion. | |||
| Oily_tuba.jpg 66 KB | Bane |
| Tuba. Oil. Duh. | ||
| Paperbag.png 24 KB |
| Uh oh... | |||
| Oops.mp3 5 KB |
| Oops. | |||
| Bunnie.jpg Celstyle.jpg 15/24 KB |
| "The evil Dr. Robotnik has created a nightmare of pumping pistons..." | |||
| Curiousrodent.png 10 KB |
| Waa! | |||
| Sonic.jpg 24 KB |
| Hedgehog alert! Monitor one! | |||
| Elliots_hdd.zip 318 KB |
| Elliot's HDD. Duh. | |||
| Tailsbucket2.jpg 8 KB |
| The original Fun Bucket! | |||
| Irish.png 7 KB |
| Sonic: IRISH!?!? | |||
| Decapsonic.png 29 KB |
| Nuh-uh! Yeeuuuchh! | |||
| Hey.png 27 KB |
| Noses tilting in the vertical. | |||
| Noseping.jpg 26 KB |
| SFX: ::whap!:: <ping> ::bzzzzz:: Waaa!!! Sal: What *IS* that nose doing? | |||
| Hedgehog.jpg 15 KB |
| Hedgehog. Guitar. So? | |||
| Rodentlooks.png 31 KB |
| The closest we've ever come to contacting Cafepress... | |||
| Salstuff.png 64 KB |
| Woohoo! Cream soda! | |||
| Funinthecage.jpg 111 KB |
| Sonic's Fun Cage Adventure. | |||
| Ballmer.jpg 19 KB | Bane |
| The Evil Doctor Ballmer has created a nightmare of pumping service packs. | ||
| Finalwok.jpg 17 KB |
| Hmm, what's that smell? | |||
| Art.png 4 KB |
| Uhm... I should open my eyes next time. | |||
| Art2.png 4 KB |
| Bubble Sonic. | |||
| Crap.png 7 KB |
| Sonic (drawing blind). | |||
| Crap2.png 10 KB |
| ART. | |||
| Capture.jpg 22 KB |
| In honour of Sonic Adventure's....uhm.....roving camerawork. | |||
| Sonic3.mp3 9 KB |
| So _that's_ where my cream soda went! | |||
| Illu.png 1 KB |
| Warcrimes of Adobe Illustrator. | |||
| Europe.jpg 24 KB |
| What _is_ Sonic doing!? | |||
| Rubber.jpg 16 KB |
| Waa! (2) | |||
| Haxor.jpg 18 KB |
| Waa. | |||
| Eggs11.jpg 6 KB |
| EGGMAN! | |||
| Screen.jpg 11 KB |
| A VERY TRUE representation of an in-cartoon screenshot from AoStH! | |||
| Ff7guide.jpg 65 KB |
| How to explain Final Fantasy 7 using one sheet of A4. | |||
| Worst.gif 12 KB |
| Why "Oops" is not an animated gif! | |||
| Ringanim.gif 146 KB |
| Silly Sonic! | |||
| Lovely_suite.png 68 KB |
| The new Microsoft Digital Photo Lovely Suite is praised for its compact high resolution display, and ease of use. | |||
| Weird.txt 4 KB |
| Fragment from a bad, bizarre X-rated SatAM fanscript; warning, may contain traces of ASCII, lashings of kinky sex and damage to TFT panels. Send voiceover auditions, artwork, home videos etc. to the usual address. | |||
| Random_r.jpg 91 KB | Bane |
| Is the Rodent throwing up because of the Java or the whirling? | ||
| Yaoi.jpg 47 KB |
| Cyan: Explain yourself, rodent... | |||
| Blin.jpg 11 KB |
| Bearded Linux for Dreamcast (version 6.3 of course). | |||
| Kb_amy0.jpg 141 KB | Bane |
| The _real_ Sonic Adventure wallpaper... | ||
| Bzzz.mp3 734 KB | Amy |
| The Rose was so cute, we had to shave her... | ||
| Waxvax.png 30 KB |
| The Wax. | |||
| Busy_boy.mp3 171 KB |
| Sent to the BBC. Silly BBC! As you should recognize, this is the good doctor's own. | |||
| Collection.png 16 KB |
| The best of SOM2. | |||
| Bad2.mp3 190 KB | Bane |
| This is a "teaser" that we sent several rodents after we obtained the world's only remaining copy (maybe) of Supersonic 12" mix vinyl. We told them "The sample rate might be a little low", which was code for "you won't _believe_ what we've done to this sample, in order that you will not put it up on your silly little websites!". | ||
| Grolch4.jpg 60 KB |
| GROLCH! | |||
| Mallet.png 46 KB | Bane |
| War Machine; the construction of. | ||
| Makefun1.jpg Makefun2.jpg Makefun3.jpg 14/10/8 KB | Bane |
| But that's what makes it fun! (Original: AJ Freda) | ||
| Face.mp3 24 KB |
| ... | |||
| Water.mp3 30 KB |
| ... | |||
| Against_law.mp3 113 KB |
| Fun ridgy synth. | |||
| Win.png 2 KB |
| A _genuine_ windows error message! (an accurate one, at last!) | |||
| Killerguitar.mp3 162 KB |
| Sonic's music is treated with the respect it deserves. | |||
| Sonologue.txt 2 KB | Bane |
| GUI design document for a software programme to synthesize SatAM (and other) character voices. | ||
| Banebetatitle.jpg 68 KB |
| Erroneous. Incorrect. Fangame. (well, fantitlescreen anyway) | |||
| Thing.png 2 KB | Bane |
| "oh no, I don't have nosedata" | ||
| Finally.mp3 52 KB |
| During the aaahhheeuurrhhhhFINally period. | |||
| __oio__.png 61 KB | Bane |
| Beard Sanctuary Zone. | ||
| Sideways.png 8 KB | Bane |
| Hope it's waterproof! | ||
| Facial2.png 3 KB |
| Knuckles; the catastrophic failure of. | |||
| The_noose.png 13 KB | Bane |
| Hooray!!!! | ||
| Crucifii4.png 19 KB | Bane |
| Press up,down.a+right,left+right,up+down,up+down+left+right+a+b+c+x on the SNES joypad you've got soldered into the dismantled Art Alive cartridge locked into Sonic and Knuckles. No, nothing to do with the picture. | ||
| Hellhill.png 24 KB |
| Wow, cool, Sonic! Can I try too? | |||
| Tails2.jpg 66 KB |
| VERY VERY OLD ART from a very old artist :( Fleetway-inspired, of course. | |||
| Exertions.mp3 22 KB | Tails |
| Double the fun. | ||
| Notagoodidea.mp3 239 KB |
| AAaaahh! | |||
| Thetree.png 1 KB |
| The Tree. | |||
| Teacake2.png 11 KB |
| Too old. | |||
| Cripes.txt 1 KB |
| Excerpts from Tails' Dictionary of Out-of-Date Slang. |
