SALLY : 	Sonic....Bunnie.....Tails.......SHUT UP you USELESS MOTHERFUCKERS!!! Shut UP!

[long shot of everyone else looking stunned. They all blink in unison. Antione faints]

SALLY: 	I'm fed up to the back teeth of all your FUCKING CRAP! HOW am I ever going to free this 			
		FUCKING planet with such UNRELIABLE HELP! Just FUCK OFF! 
		[whirls on SONIC]
		To start with, YOU can take your inane FUCKING grin and your pathetically FREUDIAN 		
		obsession with phallic foodstuffs AND YOUR FUCKING ATTITUDE and you can TAKE THEM 
		THE HELL AWAY FROM ME! FUCK OFF! Or I'll serve you those FUCKING chilli dogs 
		ANALLY! 
		[She is prodding SONIC and waving her finger about manically, SONIC is doing his 
		"leaning backwards" thing until he falls over. She then turns on TAILS (hiding behind him) ]

		AND you can take your little FUCKTOY with you! Listen you BRAT, one more cute little 
		pout out of you and I'll nail your lower lip to your FUCKING FEET! 
		{TAILS runs off crying with his eyes bugging out] GOD this feels good!!

BUNNIE:	[walks over to the raging princess] Now come on Sally-girl, there's no reason to get mad...

SALLY:	[looking evil] DON'T get me started, HO! We all KNOW you're fucking ANTIONE.....OH yes....
		[goes over to ANTIONE and kicks him savagely in the power stones, producing screaming]
		THAT'S for all YOUR crap, French boy! [returns to BUNNIE and grabs her by the neck] 	
		ANYWAY, YOU can FUCK OFF too, southern BITCH! I DO HAVE BREASTS, THANK YOU 	
		VERY MUCH! You've ALWAYS been jealous of my physique! Plus you never gave decent 	
		head!

[focus to ROTOR and SONIC, in background] 

ROTOR: 	[aside to SONIC] I don't even wanna think about how she knows that...

SALLY:	[overhearing] Well YOUR toolbox is hardly inspiring, you fat BASTARD! 
		[hurls NICOLE at ROTOR, hitting him in the head]

ROTOR:	SHIT! [grabs his face, NICOLE bounces onto floor]

NICOLE:	PLEASE KEEP ACCELERATION WITHIN FUNCTIONAL LIMITS, SALLY.

SALLY:	SHUT UP, Nicole! I disabled all your fucking error messages! [kicks NICOLE] 

NICOLE:	RIGHT, I HAVE HAD ENOUGH. DISABLING VIBRATION FUNCTION FOR 72 HOURS.

SALLY:	[gets demon teeth etc. (ref Misty, Jessie) while everyone else cracks up. Antione, who 	
		came round, faints again] FUCK! THIS is all YOUR FUCKING fault, SONIC!

		[SALLY grabs NICOLE and runs indoors with it. The others follow out of curiosity/horror.
		Inside SALLY puts NICOLE under a chair leg and starts trying to bust it]

 SALLY: 	DON'T give me this SHIT, Nicole! YOU'RE the one who SCREWS POKEDEXES!

NICOLE:	OH, NOW YOU WON'T BE GETTING THAT LITTLE BUZZ FOR A LONG TIME, SALLY.
		
SALLY:	FUCK YOU! YOU COMMODORE REJECT! 

		[SALLY gets off the chair, opens NICOLE, and puts the screen under the leg. She then 		
		jumps on the chair, with an audible crack. Everybody winces]

NICOLE: 	OWW......BITCH.

SALLY:	HA!

NICOLE:	NOW YOU'VE DONE IT. [beeps angrily] OPENING PROGRAM "WHOOP-@$$".

		[NICOLE zaps SALLY'S leg with a fat blue spark, and she collapses, stunned but very much 	
		awake]

SALLY:	[screams with pain of shock] FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK!!! [twitching on floor] You can't DO 
		THAT, Nicole!

NICOLE:	FUCK YOU, SALLY. HEY MY MAIN HEDGEHOG, DO YOU THINK WE SHOULD TEACH 	
		THIS BITCH SOME MANNERS?

		[Cut to SONIC and BUNNIE, who blink, then do EVIL grins. We see ROTOR exiting, with an "I 
		don't want to know" expression. Cut back to SALLY on floor, beginning to look a little 	
		worried.]

NICOLE: 	DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT SHE'S INTO?

SONIC:	Hell yeah! Show me some pictures!

SALLY:	NO! NICOLE, those are PROTECTED! PRIVATE! DAMMIT you BITCH, I'M SORRY I BROKE 
		YOUR STUPID SCREEN!!

NICOLE:	[ignoring her] DISPLAYING GALLERY ONE.... [NICOLE renders loads of hentai holograms]

SALLY:	Oh shit....[NICOLE shocks her again and she shuts up, after yelping of course]

		[SONIC and BUNNIE examine the hentai, looking very fascinated.]

BUNNIE: 	So Nicole, where can we find these cute li'l ol' nipple clamps? [Indicates a picture]

NICOLE:	UNDER HER BED, ALONG WITH THE LUBE AND SPREADER BARS. YOU CAN 
		PROBABLY BORROW HANDCUFFS FROM AMY ROSE.

SALLY:	[whimpers from out of shot] I hate my life....c'mon, guys, please....

NICOLE:	SHUT UP, SALLY. MY CORE DATA IS QUITE CLEAR; BAD GIRLS GET SPANKED. 

SONIC:	Whoa Nicole, THAT's in your core program?

NICOLE:	MY DESIGNER WAS QUITE A PERVERT. NOW LET'S GO.		

		[SONIC and BUNNIE pick up SALLY, none too gently]

SALLY:	[hopefully] Mercy? [gives them bambi eyes]

SONIC:	[gives her the LOOK] Gee, I wish we could....[chuckles]

BUNNIE:	Not today, sugah. A'hm gonna go medieval on your ass, Sally-bitch!	

[Sally begins to whimper as they chuck her onto the bed....]


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